"I Need More Coffee" – Zombie Gothic Dark Humor Hoodie
"I Need More Coffee" – Zombie Gothic Dark Humor Hoodie
Decaf is not an option.
Before the first cup, this is an accurate self-portrait. This high-impact hoodie features a rotting zombie lurching forward — hands out, eyes hollow, blood splattered everywhere — with dripping red horror-font demanding the only thing that matters.
- Decomposed zombie with reaching clawed hands and hollow eyes — bold white illustration on black with heavy red blood splatter
- Dripping horror-font text: I Need More Coffee
- Available in Black
- Heavyweight fit — built for the undead hours before noon
- Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
- See size guide below for the perfect fit
Decaf is not an option.
👕 Product Details
- Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz. Hoodie
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Pouch pocket | Tear-away label
- Sizes: XS – 5XL
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
📏 Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Body Length | Full Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
⚠️ Allergy & Material Info
- Primary fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Printed using water-based inks
- If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review materials before purchasing
🧼 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
🚚 Shipping Info
Print-on-demand, made just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production plus shipping time. Standard delivery within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
Printed to Order
Fresh, low-waste, made for you.
Fast Shipping
Tracking from our studio.
Defect-Free Promise
Wrong? We reprint it free.
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Cotton-Poly Blend
60/40 combed ring-spun. Breathable, holds shape wash after wash.
Tear away label
No scratchy neck tag. Print your attitude, not a rash.
Fade resistant print
DTG print cured for durability - the graphic outlives the mood.
QC on every order
Checked by humans before it ships. Off? We reprint. Free.
Questions, Answered
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Wash cold, tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape. Hot water is the enemy of good graphics.
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Every order is printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production, then standard shipping of 7–14 business days on top of that.
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We don't accept returns on print-on-demand items, but if there's a defect or misprint, we'll reprint it free. No questions asked.
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DTG printing cured for durability. Wash inside out and it'll outlast your patience with people.
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Check the size chart before ordering — it's there for a reason. We can't swap sizes on POD items, but reach out and we'll see what we can do.