"It's Not How Crazy I Am" – Horror Teddy Bear Women's Dark Humor Tee
"It's Not How Crazy I Am" – Horror Teddy Bear Women's Dark Humor Tee
Cute on the outside. Chaos on the inside.
She smiles. She's polite. She holds it together — most of the time. This dark horror women's tee is for the woman who knows exactly how unhinged she is and has made peace with every bit of it. Featuring a horror skull teddy bear dripping in red with gothic lettering — equal parts cute and terrifying, just like her.
- Horror skull teddy bear with glowing red eyes and crossed cleavers — bold red and white gothic illustration on black
- Available in Black Heather
- Soft, slim-fit women's cut — this style runs small, we recommend sizing up
- Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
- See size guide below for the perfect fit
Cute on the outside. Chaos on the inside.
👕 Product Details
- Bella + Canvas 6004 Ladies' The Favorite T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton (Athletic/Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Slim fit with sideseamed fitted sleeves and longer body length
- Shoulder taping; tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Sizes: S – 2XL
- ⚠️ This style runs small — we recommend sizing up
📏 Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.25" | 15.75" | 6.25" |
| M | 26.75" | 16.75" | 6.5" |
| L | 27.25" | 17.75" | 6.75" |
| XL | 28" | 18.5" | 7.25" |
| 2XL | 28.5" | 19.5" | 7.5" |
⚠️ Allergy & Material Info
- Primary fabric: 100% combed and ringspun cotton (varies by color)
- Free of known allergens in fabric
- Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.
🧸 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
🚚 Shipping Info
This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
Printed to Order
Fresh, low-waste, made for you.
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Defect-Free Promise
Wrong? We reprint it free.
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Cotton-Poly Blend
60/40 combed ring-spun. Breathable, holds shape wash after wash.
Tear away label
No scratchy neck tag. Print your attitude, not a rash.
Fade resistant print
DTG print cured for durability - the graphic outlives the mood.
QC on every order
Checked by humans before it ships. Off? We reprint. Free.
Questions, Answered
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Wash cold, tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape. Hot water is the enemy of good graphics.
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Every order is printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production, then standard shipping of 7–14 business days on top of that.
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We don't accept returns on print-on-demand items, but if there's a defect or misprint, we'll reprint it free. No questions asked.
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DTG printing cured for durability. Wash inside out and it'll outlast your patience with people.
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Check the size chart before ordering — it's there for a reason. We can't swap sizes on POD items, but reach out and we'll see what we can do.