I Need More Coffee Zombie Dark Humor Gothic Tee

Before Coffee: Basically a Zombie.

I need more coffee. Not a want. Not a preference. A biological necessity. This dark humor zombie tee captures the exact state of every human being before their first cup — arms out, eyes dead, lurching toward the nearest caffeine source. Blood splatter optional. Attitude mandatory.

The perfect shirt for mornings, Mondays, and anyone who's ever been described as "not a morning person."

Product Details

Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey (classic colors)
Modern classic fit with rolled forward shoulder
Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
High stitch density for a smooth, crisp print surface

⚠️ Allergy & Sensitivity Notice

Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.

📦 Shipping

This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.