"I Don't Have Trust Issues" – Men's Dark Humor Graphic T-Shirt
"I Don't Have Trust Issues" – Men's Dark Humor Graphic T-Shirt
Trust nobody. Wear it proudly.
Some trust issues aren't issues at all — they're just good judgment. This men's dark humor tee features skeletons sitting in fire, paired with the words that say everything. Wear it like a warning.
- Skeletons in fire with bold dark humor text — gothic attitude on black
- Available in Black
- Modern classic fit — comfortable for all-day wear
- Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
- See size guide below for the perfect fit
Not paranoid. Just experienced.
👕 Product Details
- Gildan Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. tee
- 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton (heather colors vary)
- Modern classic fit, seamless double-needle collar
- Sizes: XS – 5XL
📏 Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33.5" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34.5" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
⚠️ Allergy & Material Info
- Primary fabric: 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton (varies by color)
- Free of known allergens in fabric
- Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.
🧸 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
🚚 Shipping Info
This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
Printed to Order
Fresh, low-waste, made for you.
Fast Shipping
Tracking from our studio.
Defect-Free Promise
Wrong? We reprint it free.
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Cotton-Poly Blend
60/40 combed ring-spun. Breathable, holds shape wash after wash.
Tear away label
No scratchy neck tag. Print your attitude, not a rash.
Fade resistant print
DTG print cured for durability - the graphic outlives the mood.
QC on every order
Checked by humans before it ships. Off? We reprint. Free.
Questions, Answered
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Wash cold, tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape. Hot water is the enemy of good graphics.
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Every order is printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production, then standard shipping of 7–14 business days on top of that.
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We don't accept returns on print-on-demand items, but if there's a defect or misprint, we'll reprint it free. No questions asked.
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DTG printing cured for durability. Wash inside out and it'll outlast your patience with people.
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Check the size chart before ordering — it's there for a reason. We can't swap sizes on POD items, but reach out and we'll see what we can do.