"Hide Your Wife" – Men's Dark Humor Graphic Sweatshirt
"Hide Your Wife" – Men's Dark Humor Graphic Sweatshirt
The wolf already knows.
Consider this fair warning. The Hide Your Wife sweatshirt features a howling wolf graphic paired with the kind of dark humor that hits different at 2am. Wear it and let them wonder.
- Howling wolf graphic — bold dark humor on black
- Available in Black
- Classic fit crewneck — heavyweight comfort for all-day wear
- Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
- See size guide below for the perfect fit
They've been warned.
👕 Product Details
- Gildan SF000 Softstyle Crewneck Sweatshirt, 8.4 oz.
- 80% ring spun cotton, 20% polyester
- Classic fit, dropped shoulder, tubular body
- Sizes: XS – 4XL
📏 Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 34" |
| M | 29" | 35" |
| L | 30" | 36" |
| XL | 31" | 37" |
| 2XL | 32" | 38" |
| 3XL | 33" | 39" |
| 4XL | 34" | 40" |
⚠️ Allergy & Material Info
- Primary fabric: 80% ring spun cotton, 20% polyester
- Free of known allergens in fabric
- Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.
🧸 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
🚚 Shipping Info
This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
Printed to Order
Fresh, low-waste, made for you.
Fast Shipping
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Defect-Free Promise
Wrong? We reprint it free.
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Cotton-Poly Blend
60/40 combed ring-spun. Breathable, holds shape wash after wash.
Tear away label
No scratchy neck tag. Print your attitude, not a rash.
Fade resistant print
DTG print cured for durability - the graphic outlives the mood.
QC on every order
Checked by humans before it ships. Off? We reprint. Free.
Questions, Answered
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Wash cold, tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape. Hot water is the enemy of good graphics.
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Every order is printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production, then standard shipping of 7–14 business days on top of that.
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We don't accept returns on print-on-demand items, but if there's a defect or misprint, we'll reprint it free. No questions asked.
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DTG printing cured for durability. Wash inside out and it'll outlast your patience with people.
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Check the size chart before ordering — it's there for a reason. We can't swap sizes on POD items, but reach out and we'll see what we can do.