He Called Me a Bitch, I Called Him a Priest – Dark Humor Women's Tee | Wicked Reality

He Started It. She Finished It.

He thought that word would put her in her place. She just smiled, adjusted her halo, and returned the favor. The He Called Me a Bitch, I Called Him a Priest tee from Wicked Reality is for the woman who always gets the last word — and makes it count.

Featuring a skeletal dark priest clutching a cross surrounded by gothic iconography, this design is equal parts dark humor and unapologetic attitude. Printed on an oversized dark charcoal tee with a relaxed, comfortable fit that pairs perfectly with the don't-care energy of the design.

• Oversized relaxed fit — effortlessly cool
• Dark charcoal — the perfect gothic base
• Bold gothic priest skull graphic with detailed linework
• Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
• True to size — see size guide below

For the woman who always gets the last word.

Product Details

• Bella + Canvas 6004 Ladies' The Favorite T-Shirt
• 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Shoulder taping; slim fit with sideseamed fitted sleeves
• Longer body length; tear-away label for all-day comfort
• High-density Airlume cotton — a dream to print on
• This style runs small — we recommend sizing up. Chat with us if you need help.

⚠️ Allergy & Sensitivity Notice

Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.

📦 Shipping

This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.

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