"Bitch Please" – Dark Humor Women's Graphic Tee
"Bitch Please" – Dark Humor Women's Graphic Tee
For the woman who doesn't just own the room — she bedazzles it.
She doesn't walk into a room — she arrives. This bold women's tee features a glittery skull cowgirl in a hot pink disco hat declaring it all: "I'm so f*cking fabulous, I pee glitter, sh*t cupcakes, & fart rainbows." Bold, colorful, and completely unhinged in the best possible way.
- Disco cowgirl skull with pink hat, rainbow hair, and teal drip effects — explosive full-color illustration
- Available in White and Athletic Heather
- Soft, slim-fit women's cut — this style runs small, we recommend sizing up
- Print-on-demand — made fresh for every order
- See size guide below for the perfect fit
For the woman who doesn't just own the room — she bedazzles it.
👕 Product Details
- Bella + Canvas 6004 Ladies' The Favorite T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton (Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Slim fit with sideseamed fitted sleeves and longer body length
- Shoulder taping; tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Sizes: S – 2XL
- ⚠️ This style runs small — we recommend sizing up
📏 Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.25" | 15.75" | 6.25" |
| M | 26.75" | 16.75" | 6.5" |
| L | 27.25" | 17.75" | 6.75" |
| XL | 28" | 18.5" | 7.25" |
| 2XL | 28.5" | 19.5" | 7.5" |
⚠️ Allergy & Material Info
- Primary fabric: 100% combed and ringspun cotton (Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Free of known allergens in fabric
- Our garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.
🧸 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
🚚 Shipping Info
This is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
Printed to Order
Fresh, low-waste, made for you.
Fast Shipping
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Defect-Free Promise
Wrong? We reprint it free.
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Cotton-Poly Blend
60/40 combed ring-spun. Breathable, holds shape wash after wash.
Tear away label
No scratchy neck tag. Print your attitude, not a rash.
Fade resistant print
DTG print cured for durability - the graphic outlives the mood.
QC on every order
Checked by humans before it ships. Off? We reprint. Free.
Questions, Answered
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Wash cold, tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape. Hot water is the enemy of good graphics.
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Every order is printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production, then standard shipping of 7–14 business days on top of that.
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We don't accept returns on print-on-demand items, but if there's a defect or misprint, we'll reprint it free. No questions asked.
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DTG printing cured for durability. Wash inside out and it'll outlast your patience with people.
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Check the size chart before ordering — it's there for a reason. We can't swap sizes on POD items, but reach out and we'll see what we can do.