{"product_id":"im-sure-tshirt","title":"I'm 97% Sure You Don't Like Me – Dark Humor Gothic Tee | Wicked Reality","description":"\u003ch2\u003e97% Sure. 100% Unbothered.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm 97% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care. This dark humor skull graphic tee is the mathematical proof that your opinion doesn't factor into the equation. Wear it to every social event you didn't want to attend and let the numbers speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold. Sarcastic. Statistically accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. 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