{"product_id":"holy-tshirt","title":"Holy F*ck It's Gonna Be That Kind of Day – Dark Humor Gothic Tee | Wicked Reality","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRope. Duct Tape. Shovel. You Know the Vibe.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoly f*ck — it's gonna be a rope, duct tape and shovel kind of day. Some days you wake up and just know. This dark humor gothic tee captures that exact energy — the screaming skull says what your face is already doing before you've even had coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the days when everything is a lot and patience left the building hours ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. 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