{"product_id":"hide-your-wife","title":"\"Hide Your Wife\" – Men's Dark Humor Graphic Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eConsider this fair warning. The Hide Your Wife sweatshirt features a howling wolf graphic paired with the kind of dark humor that hits different at 2am. Wear it and let them wonder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHowling wolf graphic — bold dark humor on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit crewneck — heavyweight comfort for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint-on-demand — made fresh for every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee size guide below for the perfect fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey've been warned.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003e👕 Product Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan SF000 Softstyle Crewneck Sweatshirt, 8.4 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% ring spun cotton, 20% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, dropped shoulder, tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: XS – 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e📏 Size Chart (inches)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBody Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch4\u003e⚠️ Allergy \u0026amp; Material Info\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrimary fabric: 80% ring spun cotton, 20% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree of known allergens in fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur garments are printed using water-based inks. If you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review the fabric content above before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e🧸 Care Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e🚚 Shipping Info\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a print-on-demand item made just for you. Please allow 3–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Standard delivery typically arrives within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Reality","offers":[{"title":"BLACK \/ XS \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402155141,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mm7","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ S \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402187909,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mm8","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402220677,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mm9","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402253445,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mma","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402286213,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mmb","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 2XL \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402318981,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mmc","price":41.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 3XL \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402351749,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mmd","price":44.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 4XL \/ Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt","offer_id":41801402384517,"sku":"19g62ymsni8mme","price":47.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/0844\/7621\/files\/hide_your_wife_-_T-Shirt_compressed.png?v=1786546840","url":"https:\/\/wicked-reality.store\/products\/hide-your-wife","provider":"Wicked Reality","version":"1.0","type":"link"}