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Printed on an oversized dark charcoal tee with a relaxed, comfortable fit that pairs perfectly with the don't-care energy of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized relaxed fit — effortlessly cool\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark charcoal — the perfect gothic base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold gothic priest skull graphic with detailed linework\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint-on-demand — made fresh for every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue to size — see size guide below\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the woman who always gets the last word.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella + Canvas 6004 Ladies' The Favorite T-Shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder taping; slim fit with sideseamed fitted sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLonger body length; tear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density Airlume cotton — a dream to print on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis style runs small — we recommend sizing up. 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