{"title":"Men's Gothic Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eShop dark humor gothic tees at Wicked Reality — wickedly funny designs for those with a dark sense of style.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"didnt-fall-hoodie","title":"I Didn't Fall From Heaven – Demonic Claw Gothic Graphic Hoodie | Wicked Reality","description":"\u003cp\u003eHeaven wasn’t the plan. 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This hoodie features a screaming skull in a leather jacket — skeletal hands gripping its own head, chain around its neck, mini skulls on the knuckles — with a gold metallic headline and a bottom line that sums up the whole situation perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreaming skull in leather jacket with chain and skull-ringed skeletal hands — detailed gray illustration with gold\/bronze metallic drip text on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop headline: \u003cem\u003eHoly Fuck\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBottom text: \u003cem\u003eIt’s gonna be a rope, duct tape and shovel kind of day.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fit — for days that require reinforcements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint-on-demand — made fresh for every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee size guide below for the perfect fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSoft on the outside. 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That's on you. This striking hoodie features a hooded Reaper skull bursting through the dark — glowing red eyes, blood-streaked jaw, paint-splattered chaos — with a reminder that the only mistake made here was yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHooded Reaper skull with glowing red eyes and blood-streaked detail — dramatic white brush-stroke illustration with red accents on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop text: \u003cem\u003eI don’t apologize for shit when I’m mad,\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBottom text: \u003cem\u003eyou should have left me alone\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fit — built for people who mean what they wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint-on-demand — made fresh for every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee size guide below for the perfect fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot sorry. 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Allow 3–7 business days for production plus shipping time. Standard delivery within 7–14 business days. 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