{"title":"Hoodies Staff Favorites","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand-picked hoodie favorites from the Wicked Reality team. These are the ones we'd wear ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"more-coffee-hoodie","title":"I Need More Coffee – Zombie Gothic Graphic Hoodie | Wicked Reality","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore the first cup, this is an accurate self-portrait. This high-impact hoodie features a rotting zombie lurching forward — hands out, eyes hollow, blood splattered everywhere — with dripping red horror-font demanding the only thing that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecomposed zombie with reaching clawed hands and hollow eyes — bold white illustration on black with heavy red blood splatter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDripping horror-font text: \u003cem\u003eI Need More Coffee\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fit — built for the undead hours before noon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint-on-demand — made fresh for every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee size guide below for the perfect fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDecaf is not an option.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003e👕 Product Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz. Hoodie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester \/ 40% cotton)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePill-resistant air jet yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with color-matched drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePouch pocket | Tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: XS – 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e📏 Size Chart (inches)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eFull Body Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e32 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e36\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e38\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e39\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e40\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch4\u003e⚠️ Allergy \u0026amp; Material Info\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrimary fabric: 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted using water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you have sensitivities to dyes or fabric treatments, please review materials before purchasing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003e🚚 Shipping Info\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrint-on-demand, made just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production plus shipping time. Standard delivery within 7–14 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Reality","offers":[{"title":"BLACK \/ XS","offer_id":41769424093317,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7r","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ S","offer_id":41769424126085,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7s","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M","offer_id":41769424158853,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7t","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L","offer_id":41769424191621,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7u","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL","offer_id":41769424224389,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7v","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 2XL","offer_id":41769424257157,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7w","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 3XL","offer_id":41769424289925,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a7x","price":58.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 4XL","offer_id":41769424322693,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a80","price":60.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 5XL","offer_id":41769424355461,"sku":"19g649mrqk9a82","price":62.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/0844\/7621\/files\/i_need_more_coffee_mockup.png?v=1784639103"}],"url":"https:\/\/wicked-reality.store\/collections\/hoodies-staff-favorites.oembed","provider":"Wicked Reality","version":"1.0","type":"link"}